DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

(via savannahcaptor)

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

(via savannahcaptor)

Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr social justice: spreading the world apart instead of bringing us together, one group at a time.

(via proudgayconservative)

parkingstrange:

shut down immediately

parkingstrange:

shut down immediately

(Source: twobackyard, via penguinplayground)

thetarrpit:

demonweasel:

thejunkle:

themightyrarebreed:

mmue11er:

Super selfies

Selfies. Selfies everywhere

Not even gonna lie, that Damian one had me tearin up.

Superman’s like “Oh my God, Lex just liked my selfie. What a creep! Is that Captain Cold over there? Yeah, the guy with no sleeves on. That’s so RATCHET! How did he even get in here? Nobody wears parkas anymore.”

LOVE THESE

(via zoomble)

crovvbar:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

baroque as fuck

crovvbar:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

baroque as fuck